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Put this in the "now I've seen it all" and "just have to share" column

Excuse me? You want me to do what?

Now that we've turned 50, our HMO sent both father and I a delightful little present in the mail.   You want me to do what and send it in the mail?  Oh Gag! The poor postman.....  I don't think so.    Negative, absolutely not, no way in h e double toothsticks, no how, uh uh, never in a million years.....



  1. I don't know how to even respond to this post. I'm speechless, which is totally not like me. If this some kind of joke?

  2. Nope no joke. My HMO wants me to do a poop test and send it in the mail

  3. Too funny but oh so real! did you eventually cave and do it?

  4. OMG, this is the height of indignity! And your HMO wants this little sample ... why??

    I kind of thought it was illegal to send bodily excrement in the mail. I guess not if it's "by request!"

  5. Ewww. That is so disgusting. Why can't you go to a doctor or a Lab Corp or something? Did you end up doing it? Is there another option? What happens if you don't send it in the mail, they drop your coverage? What is this world coming to.

  6. No wonder stamps are so expensive. :-)


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