Showing posts with label movie review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie review. Show all posts

Friday, June 19, 2026

James Review -Harry Potter & The Philosopher's Stone

 








Magic, wizards. Iconic staples of fantasy, stepping stones to a larger world of stories. In the late 90s, J.K. Rowling brought forth something incredible, something truly magical, the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. And it all started with Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone... aka Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone. In England, it's Philosopher's Stone. But it's also Sorcerer's Stone in the United States. The book released in 1997 and, four years later, the world saw a film adaptation directed by Home Alone director Chris Columbus and starring the remarkable Daniel Radcliff as Harry Potter himself alongside the likes of Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, the late Richard Harris and Ian Hart as Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore and Professor Quirrell respectively.

The story is a simple one.

A dark wizard known as Lord Voldemort terrorizing the world of wizards and muggles murders the parents of an infant named Harry Potter, but the child survives the attack while Voldemort loses his power. To keep Harry safe, Hogwarts professors Dumbledore McGonagall deliver him to his relatives Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia, the latter of whom is the sister of Harry's mother, at Privet Drive. For the next ten years, Harry lives with the Dursleys, who treat him horribly due to their disdain of wizardry, before he is visited by the half-giant Hagrid and learns the truth of his family, their death, and the wizarding world. Harry is invited to attend the wizard school Hogwarts and makes new friends in Ron and Hermione and Neville Longbottom, attending classes and playing Quidditch. 

However, the atmosphere shifts after Harry and his friends stumble across a three-headed dog and an incident takes place during a Quidditch match with Harry nearly getting killed and the prime suspect being Professor Snape. Harry soon learns about the Philosopher's Stone and believes Snape is out to steal it. While in the Forbidden Forest serving detention, Harry encounters a dark figure drinking unicorn blood and realizes that Snape wants to steal the Stone for Lord Voldemort, the man who killed his parents. Determined to stop Voldemort from getting it, Harry, Ron and Hermione journey past Fluffy, the three-headed dog, and go through the trap door to the chambers where the Sorcerer's Stone is being protected and they pass many challenges such as flying keys and wizarding chess. 

When Harry goes to confront Snape, he encounters Professor Quirrell near the magical Mirror of Erised, learning that Snape wasn't the one who tried to kill him during the Quidditch match or let a troll into the castle or was trying to steal the stone for Voldemort, but Quirrell himself. Quirrell reveals that he shares his body with the disembodied and powerless Dark Lord, whose face is on the back of the rogue professor's head. Voldemort attempts to get the Philosopher's Stone, which Harry ended up getting, but Harry fights back against the enemy. In the end, Quirrell dies, Voldemort flees empty-handed and Dumbledore ensures the Stone is destroyed while Gryffindor wins the Hogwarts House Cup before Harry returns to the Dursleys for the summer.

I read the book with my mom before watching the movie and before I played the LEGO game LEGO Harry Potter: Years 1-4 on the Wii. This was back in 2010. Reading the book and seeing the film was where my Harry Potter fandom truly began, after I glimpsed one of the early films at a relative's house and saw a bit of Order Of The Phoenix while on a plane years prior. I've seen all the films and listened to every audiobook version of every book, now an HBO series adapting the books is coming soon and we will see it. Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone is worth the read and the watch, especially if you want to get into Harry Potter. 10/10.

-James M

Thursday, June 18, 2026

James' Review -Ghost In The Shell (1995)

 



Before the Wachowski Brothers created The Matrix, there was Ghost In The Shell, a sci-fi cyberpunk noir manga focusing on cyborg major. Released in the late 80s and early 90s, written by Masamune Shirow, the story received a 1995 anime movie adaptation directed by Mamoru Oshii and Kazunori Ito. Taking place in 2029, which is a few years away from the time this review is written, Ghost In The Shell, starring Atsuko Tanaka and Aiko Otsuka, follows the cyborg agent Major Motoko Kusanagi (voiced by Atsuko Tanaka) as she pursues a villain known as The Puppet Master in an intense story that isn't just action-packed, but philosophical as it goes into questions about existence, what it means to be a human and if you're a person, complete with an insane ending when the Major and the Puppet Master encounter each other. 

We got this movie during Christmas season of 2025 alongside the 2017 live-action remake and recently saw the anime. Having seen it, I'll say it carried Terminator and Blade Runner vibes, even having a bit of Matrix vibes too, which is saying something since Ghost In The Shell inspired The Matrix. The animation and the scenery are memorable, the voice-acting, especially in the Japanese version's really good, and the story was deep and fascinating, despite probably being a little hard for some people to follow. However, if anyone wants to see a cyberpunk anime, I'd recommend watching this. And if you enjoy Blade Runner, Terminator and The Matrix, you'd love this film. 4 stars, I had fun seeing this movie nearly a week ago. Worth the watch.

-James M













Monday, April 13, 2026

James Review -Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017)

 








Since the 20th century, across comics, literature, film and TV and video games, people young and old have been mesmerized by superheroes such as Captain America, Batman and Mr. Incredible. There are so many superhero characters with decades of stories behind them, but one superhero stands out among the bunch, created by Dav Pilkey in the 1990s and having starred in twelve books as well as a movie and a few animated TV series. And that superhero is Captain Underpants.

The gist is simple. Captain Underpants was an ordinary school principle named Mr. Krupp, who was grumpy and hated fun, then two kids, George and Harold, hypnotized him and he became the red-caped, underwear-clad crusader of justice Captain Underpants from the kids' homemade comics. Krupp becoming Captain Underpants eventually becomes more than just fun for George and Harold, especially when real bad guys start causing trouble, bad guys such as Professor Poopypants or the Talking Toilets. Produced by Dreamworks, the Captain Underpants movie released in 2017 and I've seen it a few times with my dad and it is wonderful and funny.

Dreamworks' movie adapts both the first Captain Underpants book, the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants and some elements of Attack of The Talking Toilets, covering Captain Underpants' beginnings, featuring Professor Poopypants as the film's main villain, and the ending sees Captain Underpants, George and Harold dealing with Talking Toilets after, spoilers, Poopypants is defeated and his toilet robot is dumped at a scrap yard with its toxic waste transforming a pile of toilets. Captain Underpants is a special kids' movie, full of juvenile potty humor that can fly over a child's head and is picked up by someone older, but it is still family-friendly. 

If anyone wants to see a kids' superhero story involving a superhero running around in his undies while fighting bad guys and you're looking for a laugh, Captain Underpants' books by Dav Pilkey are for you, along with this movie. The film is beautifully animated, full of wacky scenes, and most of the music is incredible. Mr. Krupp aka Captain Underpants is voiced by Ed Helms with George and Harold being voiced by Kevin Hart and Thomas Middleditch respectively, Helms shows range as Krupp and Underpants, emphasizing Krupp's stern, fun-hating demeanor which contrasts with Captain Underpants' playful, friendlier side. You can't go wrong with "tra-la-laaaaaaaa". And I rate this film 9 out of 9. Worth a watch, never boring for a moment.

-James M 

Thursday, February 19, 2026

James Review -Daredevil (2003) starring Ben Affleck

 








Before the DCEU and Batfleck, there was the 2003 Daredevil film.

In the 2000s, following the success of Blade and X-Men, superhero films were pretty much all the rage even though there were plenty of non-superhero projects. 2002 saw the release of Sam Rami's Spider-Man and the following year of 2003 saw the release of Ang Lee's Hulk along with the subject of today...

Daredevil.

The Man Without Fear.

The Devil of Hell's Kitchen.

Matt Murdock was blinded by an accident with chemicals when he was a boy, but he gained the extraordinary ability of echolocation, able to hear heartbeats to tell when someone is honest or is lying. After his father, a famous boxer, was killed by goons, Matt took up crime-fighting after years of training and became Daredevil. By day, he's a lawyer. By night, he's a vigilante. Created by Stan Lee, who also made Spider-Man, Daredevil is one of the many characters who is the Batman of Marvel comics. Daredevil stories were originally light-hearted, especially in an era where comics were aimed at younger readers, but, as times changed, Daredevil became darker and aimed at an older crowd and stopped pulling punches with Daredevil's enemies, such as Bullseye, becoming sadistic and murderous.

And this is where we get to the 2003 film. Beforehand, Daredevil had shown up in 1989's Trial of The Incredible Hulk, played by Rex Smith, and cropped up in the 1990s Spider-Man animated series with his voice provided by Edward Albert. Work on the film began in 1997, but due to the project passing to different studios, Daredevil more or less had a period of development hell until 20th Century Fox got the rights. Ben Affleck was cast as Matt Murdock/Daredevil, the role of Elektra went to Jennifer Garner, and the late Michael Clarke Duncan was cast as Kingpin Wilson Fisk. Fisk is usually a Spider-Man villain, but starting in the 80s, the Kingpin became a member of Daredevil's rogues gallery as well and, in his live-action appearances, has only faced the Daredevil but never Spider-Man. Long story, its due to rights stuff.

Bullseye, Daredevil's most iconic enemy, shows up in this film, played by the incredible Irish actor Collin Ferrel, who was perfectly cast in my opinion and is a heck of a scene-chewer. He's sadistic, cold-blooded and kills Elektra, even though she came back in the spin-off and 2024's Deadpool & Wolverine. Bullseye mostly serves as the film's secondary antagonist, leaving the role of the main antagonist to Duncan's Kingpin, which is the only time in a live-action Marvel project where Wilson Fisk is Black, and, every moment he is on-screen, Duncan is intimidating as the Kingpin and doesn't hold back during the final battle with Affleck's Daredevil.

The soundtrack in this film is nicely-orchestrated, setting the tone for the film's story and the action scenes, delivering an energetic vibe often expected in 2000s action films, and the movie was filmed in Los Angeles even though Hell's Kitchen in New York is actually a real place. The action scenes in Daredevil are relatively thrilling, stylized and the battle in the church between Daredevil and Bullseye is pretty epic. Matt's fight with Kingpin at the end is suspenseful and the latter doesn't hold back, nearly beating The Man Without Fear. Daredevil 2003, the theatrical version, was a flop when it released, but it is actually a fun movie despite the tonal inconsistencies. However, there is an R-rated director's cut, which I have yet to see, where the film is more serious and some scenes in the PG-13 version are left out, such as Matt and Elektra making love at one point. 

If you love superhero films and are looking for an early 2000s Marvel film that is fun, watch Daredevil on Disney Plus. Its worth the watch, worth your time and energy. 9/10.

-James M 

Thursday, February 5, 2026

James Review -Tron Ares (2025)

 








After the first Tron released, it only took 18 years for the world to see a sequel. After Tron Legacy, Disney began working on a threequel, which ended up in a period of development hell until it finally came to us in 2025...

This is Tron Ares.

Starring Jared Leto and Ralph Peters, the final entry in the Tron trilogy, instead of focusing on the Flynn family or the iconic program hero Tron, follows the program known as Ares (played by Jared Leto) as he goes from a soldier of the Dillinger Systems grid to someone learning to be human and fighting for human life. And yes, the Dillinger family, through Ralph Peters' character, is one of the central antagonists of this movie. While the Flynns aren't front and center, Sam Flynn is mentioned as having stepped down from running ENCOM (but he isn't dead) and Kevin Flynn (with Jeff Bridges reprising the role) shows up for a time as Ares explores a version of the original Grid from the 1982 movie. 

Tron hasn't been the most successful sci-fi franchise in the world. The first film was a moderate box-office success and didn't compete with other films such as Blade Runner or E.T., and it got mixed reviews from critics at the time, despite becoming a cult-classic as time passed. Tron Legacy made tons of money, but wasn't highly successful and got mixed reviews from critics like the first film did. Tron Ares was a box office bomb and wasn't highly received, but time will tell if a fourth movie will come out.

Despite its reception, Tron Ares is a fun movie full of incredible special effects work and the recreation of the original version of the Grid is impressive, not to mention that Kevin Bridges popping in is a wonderful treat for longtime Tron fans and I do not believe Mr. Leto is a bad actor. The fact that a film that got mixed reception and wasn't highly financially successful in the 1980s got a trilogy is undeniably fantastic, compare that to Blade Runner, released the same year as Tron, which was a box office bomb, but got a sequel in 2017 that ended up being a box-office bomb as well and the world has yet to see a third Blade Runner. Its amazing that we got Tron 3 before Blade Runner 3.

In all honesty, Tron Ares is one of those films deserving a 4.5 stars for its efforts, likely worth a rewatch in the future. Anyone out there wanting to give it a chance? Its on Disney Plus right now and, guess what, Tron Ares became number one on that service for a time. See ya later.

-James M

Thursday, January 29, 2026

James Review -Tron Legacy (2010)

 








The Grid, a digital frontier created through the most revolutionary film technology created in the 80s. Try picturing clusters of information as they moved through the computer. Were the circuits like freeways and what would they look like? How different could it have been from when it was first created? Then, one day, the viewers got back in... and the world had evolved in ways one couldn't imagine.

In 1982, Disney released Tron, starting off a sci-fi franchise that would never be forgotten. In 2010, after years of waiting, the fans finally got to return to the Grid and not only got to see Jeff Bridges as Kevin Flynn again, but his son Sam (played by Garret Hedlund) and the rogue program CLU 2 (played by Jeff Bridges). Set decades after the Master Control Program's defeat, the story follows Sam as he is sucked into the Grid on a journey to find his missing father while teaming up with an ISO named Quora as they battle CLU and his forces, who are controlling the Grid. The prologue of the movie takes place in 1989 and shows a de-aged Jeff Bridges as a young Kevin Flynn talking to Sam and, during the later scenes, the de-aging technology is used during Bridges' scenes as CLU, making him a younger evil counterpart to the protagonist's father. Tron Legacy is one of the first Disney-released movies to use de-aging, which was starting to come about in the 2000s before the film entered development.

Moving past de-aging, Tron Legacy is a beautiful-looking sequel to the original movie and has many callbacks to it, such as the identity disk line originally used by Sark, and the special effects for the Grid are finely polished. Since the 1980s, CGI has evolved, allowing the digital world to look different from when it was last seen. While you often see characters with whiter faces, there are clearer colors and textures and the world of The Grid comes with streets and buildings, including a club named after the MCP's quote "End of Line". The two games Disk Wars and Light Cycle racing have received upgrades, now taking place in arenas with crowds watching the spectacles. The iconic title character Tron returns as well, however, he has been corrupted by Clu and assumes the identity of Rinzler. While Bruce Boxlietter returns to the role, he only has a few lines for the new Tron, it's better than nothing.

Tron Legacy gets a 9.9 and is a must-see film. It may have issues and may have bombed at the box office, but its still a fun ride like the original movie. Until next time, Programs.

-James M

Tuesday, January 27, 2026

James Review -Tron (1982)

 









The 1980s were quite the time. The Cold War was at its height until the Soviet Union began to fall. However, pop culture had never been more engaging as comics became more than just for kids and action-packed movies became more thrilling than ever as the world was introduced to Blade Runner and The Terminator. However, in the early half of the 1980s, the future of filmmaking was changing. In the past, films were made with practical effects with occasional crossovers of live-action and animation, but with the age of computers as we know them today, movie viewers were about to see something that would define films for later years; CGI. And one of the first movies to use it was Disney's Tron.

Released in 1982, Tron is the story of programmer Kevin Flynn (played by Jeff Bridges) trying to hack into the system of the computer company ENCOM, run by the sneaky Ed. Dillinger (played by the late David Warner). Flynn's efforts lead to him being digitized and brought into the world of the Grid, controlled by the ruthless Master Control Program and his loyal commander Sark (also played by David Warner), and he teams up with Tron, a program created by Alan Bradley to fight for the users, in order to stop the MCP, get out of the Grid, and expose Dillinger for his shady practices. During the 1980s, the video game genre was growing and Tron is a video game movie just as it is a sci-fi movie about computers, especially with the start of the film taking place in an arcade before we go into the Grid.

The real world scenes are primarily done with practical sets and locations while the scenes with the Grid were made with black-and-white footage, black sets and CGI animation. Initially, all of the characters in the Grid were going to be blue, but this was changed to have the bad guy programs such as Sark carry a red lighting scheme so they can be distinguished from Flynn, Tron and the other heroes. Looking at the CGI in the film, especially towards the end, Tron looks a bit like a video game, maybe a Playstation game in the 2000s, and it feels right with how much of a role video games play in the movie. In fact, Tron would get an Arcade game to go along with the film, consisting of a few sub games such as Light Cycle and Disk Wars.

Having seen it a couple times in 2011, rewatched it in 2013 and then rewatched it in 2025, Tron is an exceptionally beautiful 1980s family-friendly action-adventure film and one of Disney's best works in my opinion. However, when it came out, it was a moderate box office success and received mixed reviews. And before CGI was embraced, the use of it was slammed and Tron was disqualified from a visual effects award because the academy saw the use of computer-generated effects as cheating, which is pretty harsh. If only they knew how useful CGI would become in later years, even though there are times when the use of it can be criticized. Tron would get a sequel, but it would take 28 years for it to get off the ground and it would take fifteen more years after that for a threequel to come out.

Tron is one of those movies that deserves more appreciation and gets a 9.5. Jeff Bridges is the top highlight and this was before he starred in the Marvel Cinematic Universe's first movie Iron Man as Obadiah Stane aka the Iron Monger, even David Warner deserves the respect for playing not only Dillinger, but Sark and the Master Control Program. This is not the last time we will talk Tron, soon, we will discuss the sequel from 2010.

See you later, fellas.

Thursday, December 11, 2025

James' Review -Deadpool 2 (2018)

 









Happy holidays out there, folks. 

Remember Deadpool? Merc with A Mouth? Ryan Reynolds' top movie role? Sorta the Austin Powers of Marvel but R-rated? Who can forget him and his amazing first movie in 2016? Today, we're here to discuss his 2018 sequel, Deadpool 2. And, after that, no more Deadpool because I don't like Deadpool anymore. HA! KIDDING! There is no way I don't love Deadpool, you can't fall outta love with Marvel's most iconic folks. Anyways, so what is the story all about?

A while has passed since Wade "Deadpool" Wilson saved his fiancée Vanessa and killed Ajax aka Francis and the merc is killing bad guys. One night, he comes home to the girl of his dreams and plan to start a family, only for a criminal to come in and kill Vanessa despite Wade's efforts. Vanessa's death badly impacts Mr. Pool and he attempts to join her in the afterlife, but he can't die. After trying to blow himself up, Deadpool winds up at the X-Mansion when Colossus finds him. Long story short, Wade becomes an X-Man. An X-Man trainee, of course. One assignment sees him, Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead go to an orphanage where Wade meets the abused pyro mutant boy Firefist aka Russel Colins. He starts killing the staff, but ends up incarcerated at a high-security prison... with Russel, after Colossus intervenes in Deadpool's attack.

Meanwhile, a cyborg from the future, Cable (played by Josh Brolin), arrives in the present day and eventually reaches the prison where Wade and Russel are at. And when Cable attacks, Wade steps forward to protect Russel from the cyborg and their battle leads to them blowing through the prison wall and Wade has another near-death experience. Following this, Wade begins putting together a "super-team" called the X-Force in another effort to stop Cable from killing Russel, who is soon being relocated from the prison that he and the merc with the mouth were in. However, the team falls apart pretty badly during their mission and, by fall apart, I mean they die nasty deaths while only Deadpool and Domino, whose superpower is luck, survive to intercept the transport and encounter Cable.

During Wade's battle with the cyborg, Russel opens a cell and unleashes Juggernaut, a super strong mutant, who derails and smashes the transport, tears our red-black antihero in half and heads off with the pyro kid. While Wade recovers at Blind Al's place, Cable shows up and reveals why he is after Russel. As it turns out, Russel will kill the headmaster of the orphanage he was at and find enjoyment in killing people, becoming a full-blown terrorist, and goes on to kill Cable's wife and child. A nice little twist on the story this movie is parodying from Terminator. Cable is deadset on killing Russel, but is humble enough to let Wade have some time to talk down the boy.

After regrowing his legs, Wade, Cable and crew head to the orphanage right as Russel and Juggernaut are starting their rampage, leading to an intense battle. Colossus and NegaSonic Teenage Warhead arrive with the latter's companion Yukio to help and Colossus battles Juggernaut, the latter of whom is defeated with an electric shock to the backside. 

In the meantime, Russel is about to kill the headmaster until Wade talks to him. However, Cable opens fire on the boy and the merc with the mouth slaps mutant power neutralizer collar on his neck before jumping in the line of fire, making a friggin sacrifice play. Wade dies and is reunited with Vanessa, however, Cable uses his time device and rewinds time to before the start of the battle, slips a coin into Wade's Deadpool suit pocket and said coin ends up saving our, uh, protagonist's life. So Deadpool lives to kill bad guys and get into crazy stuff another day. The headmaster gets killed when he's run over by Dolpinder in his taxi, all is well, and then Wade fixes Cable's time device before going back in time to save Vanessa and one of the X-Force members named Peter Wisdom amongst other things as the movie ends.

While the first Deadpool was intense and action-packed with comedic beats, the second is more action-packed and intense while continuing to carry some comedic moments throughout. And coming out at a time when Logan had released a year prior, Deadpool 2 spoils the ending of the movie at the start with Wade commenting about how Wolverine got an R-rated movie and upped the ante by dying and this is while the regenerate degenerate is trying to, uh, find a way to die and join his dead girlfriend. However, despite the somber moments from Vanessa's death to Cable's tragic backstory, Deadpool 2 is nothing short of fun and full of charm for older Marvel fans and Ryan Reynolds' acting hits the right beats, even when some jokes fall flat. The first film made pops laugh 5 to, maybe, 6 times, this one got around 14 laughs from him. Sometimes, a sequel is better than the original. I hold this film in great regard and suggest it to anyone looking for a good R-rated action flick or an action-packed comedy movie.

See ya later.

Deadpool will return... in 2024's Deadpool & Wolverine in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Tuesday, July 29, 2025

James' Review -Watchmen (2024)



 









Hey, believers of justice. Your old pal is back... after quite the lengthy hiatus and we're discussing WATCHMEN. Specifically, the animated two-part movie adaptation. Quite recently, I saw this with dad and both parts were an enjoyable watch. 

Watchmen Chapters I and II adapt the 1980s comic story and follow it to the letter despite taking creative liberties at certain points, but the soul of the comic remains. The animation is 3D with a bit of 2D as well as some slowness to certain movements and is similar to Marvel's WHAT IF combined with the Spider-Verse movies. In relation to this adaptation resembling the former Marvel show, it makes sense given that WATCHMEN is set in an alternate world where superheroes are real and the only popular comic genre out there is pirate comics.

If you want to watch this, go ahead. But be warned, Watchmen was never for kids. Both parts are R-rated, so brace yourself for some bloody moments and pretty mature themes that come up throughout. Aside from that, the animation is really good and so is the cast. Katie Sackoff, who's voiced Bo-Katan in Star Wars, voices Laurie aka Silk Spectre II and Troy Baker, who has experience with DC beforehand, provides the voice of Ozymandias as Mathew Rys voices Dan "Nite Owl" Dreiberg. 

With all of that talent, the big voice acting highlight has to be Rick D. Wasserman as The Comedian, who is a crime-fighting American patriot... with a twisted sense of humor and was influenced by Peacemaker and Marvel's Nick Fury (and perhaps The Joker?). His voice is gruff and nearly villainous-sounding, which technically makes sense given the many nefarious things The Comedian has done. He killed people in Vietnam and... gave Laurie's mom, the original Silk Specter, some pretty nasty trouble until Hooded Justice intervened, for lack of a delicate explanation.

My overall thoughts?

Oh, man. Despite having some moments that'll make you go "uhh", if you're looking for something akin to the WHAT IF show from Marvel studios, this version of Watchmen is for you... if you can handle what is in store and if you've read the comic. This isn't for the faint of heart, but it's manageable. And to those familiar with the original story, yes, the giant alien squid monster does appear. My score is a 9.9. 

Friday, May 9, 2025

James' Review -Batman: The Killing Joke

 







Hey, fellow superhero lovers. After so much time away, I'm here to give you my thoughts on the story BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE, one of the most influential Batman stories to have ever been written and released way back in the 1980s.

Written by Alan Moore, and released the same year as V for Vendetta, the comic sees The Joker escape Arkham Asylum and set out to hurt the Gordon family to prove that one bad day can make anyone be like him. The story is dark and looks at the origins of the clown prince of crime while examining the dynamic between Batman and The Joker, and doesn't pull any punches with what happens. The Joker is sadistic, and his actions impact Barbara Gordon for most of DC history going forward, and the ending sees another battle between hero and villain, with Joker delivering two iconic lines. I got my hands on the graphic novel, and I had a good time reading it, twice.

The comic is not the only version of the story, especially as DC and Warner released an animated movie adaptation in 2016, which starts off with Batman and Batgirl teaming up to fight crime, having a little... affair, and Batgirl giving up on, well, being Batgirl... all before we get to the main story. The love story between Bruce and Barbara stirred up a ton of controversy, which does make TKJ a controversial film... but it wasn't THAT bad IMO. So, what is my opinion on BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE?

Reading the story years after its release, especially in the deluxe version, KILLING JOKE offers an entertaining read that older fans will enjoy. It is not for kids, especially with how brutal it can get. After all, it was made in a time when superhero comics were starting to become more than just for younger readers. As for the movie, it isn't too bad, it has its moments and is an engaging watch... if you can handle an R-rated superhero action animation. I saw it on MAX, on a Tuesday morning, may I add. If anyone wants to read the comic for yourself, be warned, it will be very scary... which makes it fun. 9/10. With the movie, the writers did their best with the material and I did enjoy the opening action scenes.

See you all later, people.

-James M






Sunday, February 23, 2025

James Review -Deadpool (2016) w. Deadpool

 









Oh, hello there. So, you may be wondering who the fella in red and black is, and why he's cussing and killing bad guys with blood going everywhere. The name's Deadpool, real name Wade Wilson. Most people call me "The Merc With A Mouth", and I'm a big deal. 

You know Marvel Comics, right? Let me give you the f***ing beats, buster! I was created in the 90s with my big damn debut comin' in 1991, even though it took a while for me to develop my fourth wall-breaking $#!@, and it took longer for me to get into the movies. 2009 may have been my lucky day, BUT THEY SEWED MY DAMN MOUTH SHUT!!!

However, 2016 was the game changer, when they knocked it outta the park with my movie. And get this, that Ryan Reynolds guy who played the other me, HE PLAYED THE REAL ME! That's right, baby! My actor is THE Ryan Reynolds, and you know him from $#!* like the GREEN LANTERN movie and a bunch of others. Sooooooo, what's the story of my movie, baby?

Well, it starts with me riding with Dolpinder, high-fiving him, goin' after that bastard Francis and killin' his goons. However, the story really starts a few years prior, before my face gets real messed up, when I bust a pizza-delivering stalker. Man, the look on the other guy's face when I threatened him with a gun, and the stalker knows that if he went near his ex-girlfriend again, he will know I got some hard spots. Ok, that came out wrong.

So, after that, I hit a bar and, there, I meet the babe of my dreams. Her name's Vanessa, and she's a real hooker. So, after I pay her, off we go to put some balls in holes. Big twist: I took her to the arcade for some fun. After that, we had a hell of a lot more fun on every holiday imaginable all the way to Christmas, where I pop the big question... before cancer pops up. $#*^! Looks like that love montage is over, and crap is getting real.

News flash. Not only do I have cancer, but it's gonna kill me. So, what to do, what to do. Luckily, this guy in a suit offers a solution, and, eventually, I take it. In fact, it seems they're gonna make me a superhero. Lets hope my superhero costume isn't green and animated like Green Lantern's outfit, and that's when we meet Ajax. Oops, that's not his real name, its friggin' Francis Freeman. And it turns out, The Workshop is real %$#@ed up and makes "super slaves", and they torture me in an effort to wake up my mutant genes.

A while passes and, BOOM, they wake up, and my face gets real messed up in the process. Francis is so toast, even though I lose to him after trying to fight him naked. Don't worry, I lived to tell the tale to my buddy Weasel. One look at my face, and he compares it to an avocado who had a hate fling with an older and more disgusting avocado, then as we discuss plans on what to do with my situation, I decide to get a mask and we agree on my new name: Deadpool, Captain Deadpool

*record scratch* No, just Deadpool. Sounds like a franchise, amirite?

Makin' my costume takes some trial and error, and the suit being red came from the fact the white suit I wore got stained with my own blood at one point. Okay, so, back to the start of the film. After I kill his goons, I find Francis, and reveal my face to him. However, the studio sends two X-Men to get me, Colossus and, uh, Nega-Sonic Teenage Warhead? Weird name, anyway. They try to take me to the X-Mansion, but I slice off my arm and escape, with my severed hand givin' Colossus the finger. Oh, and Francis got away. GOD FRIGGIN' DANG IT!!!

I retreat to my friend Blind Al's place so I can heal, and once my hand grows back, Weasel and I go to a, er, pole-dancer club to find Vanessa, who gets nabbed by Francis and his goons. Looks like its rescue time, but I need help, and I get it from Colossus and the Nega Sonic Warhead girl. And where is Francis holed up, the ruins of a battleship which looks like a broken down SHIELD ship for some reason. Cue his goon Angel Dust doing a superhero landing and battling it out with Colossus.

Now, we've reached the final battle with Francis, and we try to kill each other with Vanessa on the line. I am so determined to get my face fixed at this point, and here's a catch, Francis doesn't feel pain. Heck, he can't feel anything. So, I kick his ass, and Vanessa is saved. Now to get my face fixed, but this is where we run into a problem, there is no cure. Okay, looks like its time to kill Francis, but cue Colossus comin' in with some speech about being a hero and sparing your enemies.

Well, I got one thing to say with my gun.

BLAM!

Just like that, I got Francis, even though my face may never be cured. At least Vanessa is safe, and she doesn't mind how my face looks. We part ways with Colossus and Nega-Sonic Teenage Warhead, and our story concludes for a time with me and Vanessa kissing like we miss each other. Good film, yeah?

Oh, trust me. DEADPOOL (2016) is fantastic, in so many imaginable ways, and it isn't every day when the world sees an R-rated "superhero" film, even though I am no superhero by a long shot. Solid 10/10, and you gotta admit there are so many funny moments throughout just as there is so much good action scenes with solid special effects, and I got a sequel a few years later... even though it took longer for my third movie to get off the ground. Ryan Reynolds was born for the role of me, amirite, folks? Oh, and Cable shows up in Deadpool 2, and we got Josh Brolin as him, but that is a story for another day. 

Catch you suckers next time!

Monday, January 13, 2025

Marvel Monday -X Men (2000) review

 








Hello, true believers. Welcome to Marvel Monday, and today, we're going to be discussing an iconic superhero movie. Nearly 25 years ago, before we got Sam Rami's Spider-Man trilogy and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, 20th Century Fox put out something unforgettable. We're talking about X-Men, which brought Marvel's world-famous mutant team to the big screen along with Wolverine.

Little interesting story, my parents and I first saw this in 2020 and I barely sat through the whole film b/c I was having sleep issues at the time. Later, I rewatched it and sat through all of X-Men without having any sleeping issues whatsoever. So, what do I think of this nearly 25-year-old superhero movie that helped cement the superhero craze?

Well, I really like it. From the musical score, to the action, and the cast. Hugh Jackman, an Australian actor, nails Wolverine, and Patrick Stewart, known for playing Captain Picard in Star Trek, makes for a good Professor X. Oh, and James Marsden as Cyclops is a cool little treat, not to mention you can never go wrong with Ian McKellen as Magneto, he was incredible. The film's story is gripping as it brings you into the world of the X-Men, where people with special abilities face scrutiny along with many other hardships, and the focus is on both Wolverine and a young girl named Rogue.

Magneto serves as the primary villain of the movie, and, light spoilers, his motivations are driven by the traumatic suffering he endured at the hands of the Nazis as a young boy. Yep, he lived through World War II, and the events of the Holocaust drove him to become the extremist that Magneto is today. Ian was the right pick for the role, and I can hardly imagine anyone else playing him, at least for now. I won't spoil the rest of the story, especially as there are those who haven't seen the rest yet.

9/10. In my fairest opinion, X-Men is one of those superhero movies that is legendary for its time, and it deserves a chance from newcomers in the Marvel fandom. Good luck, and make sure you see the other movies.

Hope to see you on Marvel Monday again soon.

-James M

Thursday, December 19, 2024

Inglorious Basterds (2009) movie review

 









World War II was the darkest of conflicts in human history, lasting for six years, and it saw the most horrific acts ever committed in human history. We know how it ended, and what the cost was. And we know what the name Adolf Hitler means, just as we know what Nazism truly is. And yet, in the following decades, the global film industry has produced many incredible movies set during the war. Saving Private Ryan, The Longest Day, The Monuments Men, and Der Untergang.

However, one special movie deserves to be covered, and that is 2009's Inglorious Basterds by Quinten Tarantino, starring Brad Pitt, Christopher Waltz, Daniel Bruhl (of later MCU fame) and Michael Fassbender and guest-starring Mike Myers. The story follows a pair of Jewish Allied commandos on a mission in Europe as they take on the Nazis, and begin making plans to take out Adolf Hitler and his inner circle when circumstances fall into place.

Despite being intense, with many grizzly scenes, Inglorious Basterds is a fun action flick with wonderful writing and good special effects. The start of the film was a highlight for me, especially as it draws you in. I want to focus on that for a bit, especially as it starts on a farm in the countryside of Nazi-occupied France, and the film's main villain, SS colonel Hans Landa, visits the French farmer Perrier in his search for a hiding Jewish family. 

In just the first ten to fifteen minutes, you are drawn into the film, especially with Landa and Perrier's conversation. The highlight of the scene is when they start talking in English after speaking in French, but you can't deny how suspenseful the opening is. Perrier gives away the Jews that Landa is hunting are hiding beneath the floor, and Landa pretends to leave as he brings in his men. Obviously, the Nazis shoot through the floor, but what really cements this as the best opening scene for an R-rated movie is that... we don't see any blood in that moment.

Yes, there is blood at various points in the movie, but the opening only shows the soldiers shoot through the floor, with no blood flying everywhere. Mr. Tarantino is undoubtedly a visionary, and his style has to be respected. Even fifteen years after its release, Inglorious Basterds deserves a world of respect. Adolf Hitler does makes an appearance in the movie, played by German actor Martin Wukke. The movie depicts Hitler wearing a cape for a time in the movie, which is pretty funny, and he has gone on to become an online meme within the world of Hitler-related memes. Really, Hitler's first scene sees him banging his fist on the table and screaming "no" about four times in German. 

Oh, and he gets shot and killed in a theater at the end of the movie, just like Abraham Lincoln in our world. Inglorious Basterds is an alternate history WW2 film, folks.

My dad and I watched it on YouTube months ago, and it was a fun experience to see it. Inglorious Basterds is a must-see for anyone who likes watching crazy World War II movies, and if you're into alternate history in general. My score for the movie is a 9.8/10, and I was fortunate to see this one. Have fun out there, people.

-James M

Wednesday, November 27, 2024

James' Review of THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE (2023)

 








Mama mia, everyone! Its-a me, the Crazy Video Game Wizard, and we're here to talk about THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE from Illumination/Universal & Niiiiiiiiiiintendo!

As you all remember, back in the 1990s, during the near-height of Mario's fame, Nintendo gave Hollywood the license to make a Mario movie. In 1993, SUPER MARIO BROS starring the late Bob Hoskins as Mario and Dennis Hopper as King Koopa was released to the world... and it failed. It was so infamous, Nintendo never attempted movie adaptations again. But during the 2010s, as they worked on a theme park with Universal, the desire to make a Mario movie was rekindled.

Collaborating with Illumination Studios, with Universal as the distributor, Nintendo worked on the new animated Mario film with Chris Pratt as Mario and Jack Black as Bowser and Charlie Day as Luigi. In April 2023, after years of work, the movie was released and made billions of dollars despite being negatively received by critics. Oh, and it was well-received by fans. The movie was so successful, a sequel is in the works.

I saw this movie on DVD in June, and, yes, it is just as good as folks say it is. Years ago, I didn't think of the idea that Chris Pratt would do something Mario-related. However, hearing his Mario voice, Chris is real great. His Mario is my favorite Chris Pratt character next to Star Lord and Owen Grady of Marvel and Jurassic Park respectively. Oh, and Jack Black was real treasure when it came to taking on the role of Bowser. Yeah, I liked him in KING KONG and KUNG FU PANDA amongst other things, but you cannot top "Peaches". BTW, I saw Jack Black's music video, and it is cool.

While the 1993 film has a place in my heart, this film makes me want to play Mario games even more, and it is a love letter to the franchise, with so many easter eggs and moments that fans love. Mario turning into a cat with the Cat Suit from SUPER MARIO 3D WORLD is priceless, and I would be thrilled to watch a Donkey Kong movie. THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE is what makes me love Mario even more, and I am happy it succeeded.

Solid 9.9/10, and I'd be glad to rewatch this film down the road. By the way, the sequel will drop in 2026, and the movie's victory has opened the door to other video game films such as a LEGEND OF ZELDA movie. Oh man, you know I love Zelda. Anyways, I'll see ya'll next time.

-James M






Tuesday, November 26, 2024

James' review of Jojo Rabbit (2019)

 








Welcome back, everyone. Today, we're here to review this comedic movie involving Nazis and World War II called Jojo Rabbit, loosely based on a book called Caged Skies, and the story is pretty simple:

During the Second World War, Jojo Betzler (Roman Griffin Davis), who confides in an imaginary version of Adolf Hitler (played by the film's director Takia Wattiti, joins the Hitler Youth and, after recovering from an injury, he discovers a Jew named Elsa (Thomasin McKenzie) hiding in the house. As it turns out, Jojo's mother (Scarlett Johansson) is an anti-Nazi, and, the more Jojo interacts with Elsa, his patriotism towards the Third Reich begins to diminish. At one point, Fake Hitler launches into a frightening triad to Jojo, telling him how Germany relies on the passion of valiant young men and that its up to him to decide if he wants to be remembered by history or disappear insignificantly.

While it is set during one of the roughest times imaginable, Jojo Rabbit is a fun movie with plenty of comedic moments throughout, and Takia's portrayal of Hitler ranges from wacky to completely serious. By the end of the film, Fake Hitler has become a raging mess, akin to the version played by Bruno Ganz in Der Untergang. The writing is well done, and Jojo had a swell character arc, going from a Nazi fanatic to someone who cares for those the Nazis persecuted.

Jojo Rabbit deserves a 9.5 out of 10. Go watch it if you want. And don't ever forget the horrors inflicted by the forces of Nazism. Don't follow their ideals, don't give their fallen empire power, and don't honor the legacy of Adolf Hitler. Even in death, Hitler can still hurt the world, and influence many people. The Nazis, regardless if they were a political party, are monsters forever.

Farewell, folks.

-James M


Thursday, November 14, 2024

James' Review of SUPERHERO MOVIE (2008)

 








Ah, superhero movies. The greatest of our time, right next to sci-fi space adventures and war movies. You've seen Marvel movies, and DC movies, but to see a superhero movie that isn't associated with those two is quite rare. And then, we have the parodies, especially the Movie movie stuff.

2008 was a big year for superhero films. Iron Man came out, kicking off the MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE, alongside THE INCREDIBLE HULK, and then, there was THE DARK KNIGHT, the sequel to 2005's BATMAN BEGINS. And, among the many other superhero films, there's this movie...

SUPERHERO MOVIE.

Made by the same folks who made the SCARY MOVIE, er, movies, SUPERHERO MOVIE is a spoof of the pre-MCU Marvel films that were out at the time with some elements of DC. It spoofed Spider-Man, Batman, the X-Men, and you get the idea. The movie tells the story of Peter Parker parody Rick Riker, who gets bit by a dragonfly and, after being in a coma for five days, he learns that he has super powers. After his uncle, a parody of Uncle Ben, gets shot, Rick becomes the superhero Dragonfly and fights injustice. Before long, he is battling the threat of HOURGLASS, an obvious Green Goblin parody, who is ought to drain the life force of almost everyone in the city to sustain himself.

Drake Bell plays Rick Riker, who is based on Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man from the Sam Rami trilogy with a bit of Christian Bale's Batman from BATMAN BEGINS and THE DARK KNIGHT, and, like Peter, he's a high-school student with a crush on a girl who is his neighbor and lives with his aunt and uncle. Fun fact, years after the movie's release, Drake actually went on to voice Spider-Man himself in the Ultimate Spider-Man and Marvel's Heroes.

Now, this movie is really, really crazy, and not just for being a spoof of Spider-Man and the other Marvel (and DC)-related movies. Throughout the film, you'll be encountering sex jokes and bathroom jokes galore. And for crying out loud, the reason Rick gets bit by a dragonfly is because his bully pushed him on top of animal dung and he tried to wash off the stain with some liquid that attracted a bunch of animals to the kid (complete with a dog humping his leg). The film is crazy for sure, but I don't think too much of things like blood, violence, swearing, sex jokes and I'm twenty-five years old!

Anyways, if you wanna watch a funny superhero movie and you're into juvenile humor, go ahead and watch, well, SUPERHERO MOVIE. Its an 8, and it can be fun, but don't expect to see Wolverine do any hero stuff. And by the way, light spoilers, the Uncle Ben parody survives, and its the Aunt May-type character who dies, which kind of predicted that Aunt May would get killed off in a Spider-Man movie years later.

Be safe out there.

-James M



Wednesday, November 13, 2024

James' review of REIGO THE DEEP SEA MONSTER (w. RAIGA)

 








Hey, Godzilla nerds. I'm back to discuss a kaiju movie that is NOT a Godzilla film, but its still Japanese made. This movie is REIGO: THE DEEP SEA MONSTER, and you wanna know what makes it very special?

As you know, kaiju movies like Godzilla or Rodan became known in the years after the conclusion of World War II, and monster flicks like these are usually set after the war. However, Reigo takes place DURING World War II IN THE PACIFIC THEATER. That's right, the crew of a Japanese battleship during the war battles a sea monster. Oh, and get this, the battleship is the YAMATO, which was actually a real ship.

Excluding the opening of GODZILLA MINUS ONE, this is the first Japanese-made monster movie that takes place during the events of the infamous real-life conflict that led to the nuclear age which led to Godzilla's creation in the first place, and the plot is pretty interesting. At one point, while the ship's crew are fighting against Reigo, they team up with an American whose ship was destroyed by the monster.

So, what are my thoughts on this, uh, blockbuster?

Well, REIGO is fun, when you can look past the odd CGI effects that appear in this film. It was hard to look at the CGI in the movie without getting the vibe that you're looking at video game graphics, and this is one monster movie that is not going to age well despite being a fun kaiju-related outing. When you get past the poorly aged CGI, and some questionable moments, REIGO: THE DEEP SEA MONSTER is worth your time if you want to watch it... or rewatch it if you've seen it like I have. Not much to say about the acting, even though it was funny that the American character spoke Japanese, and there was a tiny bit of English from the ship's crew member who talked to him.

9.8/10. The studio did its best. And by the way, REIGO got a freaking sequel three years later, in the form of DEEP SEA MONSTER RAIGA.









The film is set decades after the war, and I am going to be honest, this one was weird as heck. No spoilers for those who haven't seen it, and they actually made a third movie. GOD RAIGA VS. KING OHGA, which came out over five years ago as of this writing. My parents and I should see that down the line.

See you next time, folks.



Sunday, September 8, 2024

James M's review of Space Jam

 








Eh, what's up, Doc?

Yep, it's me, and I just recently saw SPACE JAM (1996) with my parents. Yup, THE Space Jam, starrin' Michael Jordan in a comical cartoony film with Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and a slew of cartoony characters you know and love. It was a good film, very fun too. For it's time, the CGI looks gorgeous, and the animation for the toon world as well as the characters is real polished. Oh, and Lola Rabbit is cute, not going to lie. I like Wayne Knight's character as well, and it was funny that, at one point, Bill Murray got mistaken for Dan Aykroyd. You can't go wrong with such a light-hearted 90s movie. That's all I got to say for now.

See you.

-James M




Saturday, August 31, 2024

James M's review of SON OF THE MASK (2005)







 





Yo. Remember that classic 90s film known as The Mask starring Jim Carrey?

Of course you do, I did a review of the movie. Well, get ready for the sequel... without Jim Carrey, but it has Alan Cumming as Loki and Jamie Kennedy as a cartoonist. Oh, and this story is going to be freaking weird, also, it came out in 2005 over 11 years after the OG movie dropped.

Alright. So, the film takes place some years after THE MASK ends and Loki shows up, looking for his mask, and terrorizes a museum. Meanwhile, a dog finds The Mask in a river and takes it to his owner, a cartoonist named Tim Avery, who is reluctant to have kids with his wife. Things change when he puts on The Mask at a party, spices things up, and, long story short, he and his wife end up having a baby... WITH CARTOONISH POWERS and this is all because Avery wore The Mask during the little guy's conception.

"LOKIIIIIIIIIIII!"

Odin calls out to his son, Loki, and tells him a child of The Mask was born. Loki looks everywhere for said child, who freaks the father out with the various cartoony antics that he does. Loki eventually finds the baby, kidnaps him, and Tim and his wife go after him. Tim puts on The Mask, has a fight with the God of Mischief, helps mend family ties between Loki and Odin, and things end on a bright happy note for the Avery family as Tim makes a cartoon based on the antics between his cartoony baby and the dog.

Okay, thoughts?

SON OF THE MASK is a mess, a fun mess, a funny, whacky, crazy mess that deserves respect. Sure, Jim Carrey did not return in this film, but SON OF THE MASK carries the charm of the original film and takes the wackiness up to eleven... and a little too far in some areas. However, it's pretty good, and I enjoyed the ride. I am sure this film has a lot of fans out there, and I wish I could see this one again at some point. 9/10. However, if you're grossed out by weird baby stuff, the baby in this movie does something pretty gross at one point.

Tuesday, May 23, 2023

James M's review of The Water Horse -the book and the movie-


 








Greetings good friends, I am back to finally review something I've been itching to do for some time. We are finally reviewing... The Water Horse (by Dick King Smith) and it's adaptation The Water Horse: Legend of The Deep (2007).

Published in 1990, the book is set in 1930s Scotland and revolves around young Angus and his family finding an egg that hatches into a mythical creature known as the Water Horse. They wind up keeping the newly-hatched creature for a time, despite the mother wanting to get rid of it, and name him Crusoe, after the legendary sailor Robinson Crusoe. After the creature grows to a considerable size, they set it free in the Loch at the end of the story after it has learned to fend for itself.

The book is beautifully written for it's time and tells a fantastical story about the bond between a family and a magical creature, Dick King Smith's writing is by far just as special as other writers' works. The book will not be forgotten and I happily give it a 9/10. Now, onto the movie, which is quite different from how things unfold in the book.

Starting off sometime in modern-day Scotland, a pair of tourists see the Surgeon's photo in the bar and an old man (played by Brian Cox) offers to tell them the story of how it happened, which is where the movie truly begins.

The story picks up in Scotland in the 1940s during World War II, Angus MacMarrow is living with his mother Anne MacMarrow (played by Alex Etal), his sister Kirstie and a pair of housekeepers and a cook. Angus' father went off to fight in the war and never returned, even with Angus believing that he will return. One day, Angus is digging around on the beach when he finds an egg (even though it was Kirstie who found it in the book) and brings it home where he puts it in his father's toolshed. The egg hatches into a mysterious creature that Angus finds during a stormy night.

The following day, British troops led by Captain Thomas Hamilton (David Morrisay) arrive at the MacMarrow household to set up shop and Angus names the strange creature as Crusoe. The MacMarrows are soon joined by a handyman named Lewis Mobray (played by Ben Chaplin), who starts cleaning out Angus' father's toolshed. Crusoe explores the house and encounters Sgt. Strunk's bulldog Churchill, who chases him and winds up making a mess. Crusoe takes up residence in the bathroom and is discovered by Kirstie, freaking her out until Angus calms her down.

Lewis eventually finds out about Crusoe after coming to fix the bathroom and explains to Angus that the creature is a Water Horse, a creature that wasn't supposed to be real as it was a legend from the Celtic past. He then helps Angus make sure his mother doesn't see it, especially as she doesn't allow Angus to have pets. One night, the soldiers are invited into the house for dinner, only for complications to arise when Crusoe escapes and is chased by Churchill, who winds up ruining the dinner when the chase leads into the dining room. Luckily, nobody sees Crusoe, which still proves to be trouble when Anne tells Lewis to collect Angus and send him to bed.

Lewis finds Crusoe in the fountain after growing several feet, prompting him and Angus to set him free in the Loch. Not long after, a pair of fishermen see Crusoe while fishing. Meanwhile, Captain Hamilton, deeming Lewis to be a bad influence, begins training Angus with his mother's permission to make a soldier out of him. However, Angus runs away after a while to visit the Loch and sees Crusoe, who has grown immensely since Angus last saw him, leading to Crusoe taking him for a ride until they encounter a net and return to the dock. However, Sgt. Strunk sees Crusoe while looking for Angus as Churchill runs towards the Loch just as Crusoe sees the Water Horse again.

Angus returns home and tells Lewis and Kirstie about his adventure with his mother overhearing them laughing and thanks Lewis. Hamilton, from a report by Lr. Wormsley, learns Lewis was in the Royal Navy and was honorably discharged. The fishermen who saw Crusoe discuss what happened at a bar and begin making plans to catch a photo of the creature, while Lewis, who has attended the bar before, overhears them talking (but does nothing until later for some reason).

The following day, Captain Hamilton takes Anne, Angus and Kirstie to the hill to show them the anti-German submarine battery (including a gun he calls Victoria) and declares they'll be firing in the Loch. To simplify things, Angus panics and attempts to stop them, earning the annoyance of his mother, who holds him back. Angus then tells her about The Water Horse and that he could get hurt. Um, Angus, I know you're in a panic, but you're leaving out very important details.

Anne is having none of it and irritably tells Angus enough is enough, stop the nonsense and let the soldiers do the work. Kirstie attempts to convince their mother and Angus rushes in to stop the soliders, earning Captain Hamilton's ire. The captain sends Angus and his family home, telling Anne the boy needs discipline. And I'll tell you now, if Angus had screamed to Hamilton there was a Water Horse in the Loch during his efforts to stop them (and if he had successfully stopped them), he would have been slapped by his mother and gotten a lashing, he would've also been yelled at too. Heck, Hamilton would be even more angry and, maybe, Angus would've put Crusoe in more danger for telling the soldiers, especially since Sgt. Walker (who hunted a deer at one point) would be interested in hunting the creature.

Regardless, the soldiers fire the gun in the Loch and Crusoe narrowly avoids the artillery fire. The fishermen, irked by what happened, set up a replica of Crusoe and photograph it, declaring "we'll be rich". Poor Angus is sent to bed at six every night for a month as a consequence for his actions on the hill, not even Kirstie is able to convince Anne the truth. One evening after the events on the hill, the photo of "Crusoe" in the paper attracts Sgt. Strunk's attention and tells Wormsley and Walker about the creature, which sparks Walker's interest in hunting the beast.

Kirstie lets Angus out of his room and he heads down to the Loch with Lewis, who wants Angus to get Crusoe to safety. Angus calls out to his friend, who doesn't initially appear. However, when he does, Crusoe attacks Angus, already shell-shocked by the bombardment. Yup, Crusoe kinda thinks Angus attacked him. Angus reminds Lewis that he told him to put Crusoe in the wild and Lewis remarks he didn't know they'd shoot at him.

Meanwhile, Strunk, Wormsley and Walker hunt for Crusoe, who attacks Churchill and then attacks the boat. During the attack, Wormsley radios the house that they're under attack. Crusoe upturns the boat and Hamilton soon receives the report just as he's talking with Anne to apologize for his actions, Hamilton thinks the Germans are attacking and tells Anne to get his children into the cellar, only for Kirstie to tell her mother that Angus has gone down to the Loch.

Down at the Loch, Crusoe attacks Strunk and Angus attempts to get Crusoe to calm down while Walker tries to shoot the creature, only for Lewis to interfere and the gun to do nothing. Angus slips and loses consciousness, which gets Crusoe to save his friend. Angus dreams about his father, Charlie, telling him to look after the house while he's away. Angus regains consciousness just as his mother and Hamilton arrive, Angus tells his mother he was only trying to save Crusoe and Lewis is about to explain, only for Anne to overhear Strunk telling Hamilton about "the monster" and Hamilton questioning what he's talking about.

Cue Anne ranting about everybody going mad and that there's no monster, even accusing Lewis of filling Angus' head with "tales of sea creatures and magic". Darn it, Anne! Luckily, she notices Crusoe and believes Angus, who tells her the brief rundown that he "raised him, right out of an egg". Okay, Anne, now that you believe Angus, maybe you can redeem yourself by, I dunno, helping your son protect Crusoe!

The millitary starts bombarding the Loch and Angus hops on Crusoe, riding him through the chaos. Anne, Lewis, Kirstie and Hamilton figure out that Angus is trying to get Crusoe out to sea and Hamilton attempts to contact the artillery unit, only for the weather to cause complications, prompting the group to take a boat. The unit soon spots Crusoe and, due to the rain, mistake him for a German sub, opening fire on him. The net is soon raised and Angus parts ways with Crusoe, heading to the boat where his family and Hamilton are.

Crusoe makes a charge towards the net just as one of the soldiers gets a closer look at the creature, right before the Water Horse jumps the net and, due to how big he is, winds up crushing it, which then sets off a chain reaction that decimates the artillery guns. At sunrise, as he sits on the shore, Angus accepts his father is gone before he and his family watch Crusoe head out to sea. In postwar Scotland, the old man finishes the story saying that the creature came back to look for Angus, who never saw him again, while some people claim to have seen it over the years.

The tourists thank the old man, who is then revealed to be Angus MacMarrow himself, what a twist, eh? As the tourists leave, a mother calls out to her son William, who is on the beach and finds an egg akin to the one Crusoe hatched from, indicating that Crusoe has died. Many years earlier, Lewis told Angus there could be only one Water Horse and, when one grows old, it leaves a single egg and dies, meaning the new Water Horse is born an orphan. Crusoe's egg begins to hatch and the film ends.

What can I say about this film? It was quite good. I don't plan on watching it again, but I will say it wasn't too bad. Even with all the creatives liberties it took with the story, changing the timeframe of when it takes place, and some potentially questionable choices, the film was well-received when it came out. 

In the years after I first saw it, my opinion has been mixed, especially considering that whole bit of the film with the guns and Anne refusing to believe Angus. I saw this back in 2010 while mother and I were reading the original book and looking back on it, I'll say it did alright and I can forgive the movie's flaws that I didn't think much of. David Russel and his crew handled it well. The Water Horse: Legend of The Deep was an extraordinary adaptation and I suggest that you go watch it if you want to, the film had such well-executed drama, decent pacing, good acting and special effects and is worthwhile.

Water Horse, I am sorry for judging you. And I can forgive your characters, especially Anne MacMarrow. Thank you, everyone. 9.5/10. See you next time, people.

-James M