James M's review of Paramount's Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) film
Howdy, howdy, howdy folks. Today, its time to review the Sonic the Hedgehog movie, the long awaited video game movie adaptation starring SEGA's blue mascot himself voiced by the lovable Ben Schwartz and starring alongside Jim Carrey and James Marsden. We've already talked about the loooooooong development and behind the scenes issues surrounding production of this masterpiece, I just saw the film recently, so its time to do it to it. "Gotta go fast!" -Sonic Summary/Plot: The film kicks off in San Francisco where Sonic is being pursued by Doctor Robotnik. What, already? What the heck is happening? During the chase, Sonic pauses to narrate as many of you possible non Sonic fans are wondering "why is this handsome hedgehog being chased by a mustached madman from the Civil War". The hedgehog says it feels like he's been running his whole life and, for the sake of simplicity, a rewind begins. The movie REALLY starts on Sonic's world on what i...