E is for Eats, Shoots & Leaves by Lynne Truss
Back Cover: A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says at the door. "look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. " Panda . Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves." Are you a stickler for punctuation? Do misspellings and bad grammar and misplaced commas drive you crazy? Yeah, me too. After 25 some odd years working as an administrative assistant (glorified secretary) in which, every single document that passed through my hands had to be absolutely perfect before it went out, I'm a stickler for punctuation. So when I came across this book the other day, I just had to read it. Eats, ...