Mom, where is it? Mom is usually the one who knows where everything is, right? The conversation in our house last night as I sat in the living room reading a book. Father bought James a remote controlled hummer for christmas and they were playing with it. It came with tractor treads and tires. They were trying to change the tires. Father: I don't know where the tool is to change the tires. Me: behind the boat on the bookshelf in James room. Father: Where are the tires? Me: on the floor in James room. Father: I only found three. Me: There's one on the kitchen floor next to the computer. They putter around with the hummer for quite a while, then decide to disturb my reading time with --- the fart machine. Father bought a fart machine for Christmas, wrapped and put it under the tree. The day before Christmas, Luna is lying under the tree. James and I are watching TV. Luna lets out a loud fart. After about the 4th time in a hour, I start to get conc...